…had a phonecall with the pope. Great guy. Terrific pope. The best pope. He’s the first american catholic pope you know that? I asked him to endorse my policy on aliens. He didn’t want to. He’ll change his mind eventually, I can make him change. He said no. He’s a bad pope, an evil pope. He’s not even a pope you know? His election was rigged. Vatican is protected by NATO but they don’t pay for protection. That’s not fair. I can attack him you know. They don’t have nukes. I don’t want to come to that but we’ll see how it goes. The iranians called me too. They beg me to ceasefiere, they want a deal, they want it bad, they will accept anything I want. That’s a good thing. It will lower the gas price by a thousand percent, you’ve never seen anything like it. But they’re not good people you know. They still send missiles. I asked the prime minister of the islamic republic of Japan why he does that but he said he had nothing to do with it. I don’t buy that. I don’t know why they say that. Maybe they think I’m retarded. I’m not. I’m having cognitive tests on a daily basis you know. Nobody ever thought about making Obama pass a cognitive test, he just never did that. I aced it. A doctor told me I should never have to pass these tests, he said the result was obvious. Nobodny said that about Obama you know. And Obama never tried to seize Greenland you know. He had no idea he could do that. Denmark, it’s not even a country. They didn’t pay for protection, and now they don’t want to give me Greenland. That’s not fair. Tell you what: the whole world is jealous of my presidency. Many countries want me as a president. America has never been respected like now. So successful. Had a great meating with president Putinsky. He’s a very nice leader of the russian republic of Ukraine now. He was a loser last year but now he’s okay. They all get in line to be in a picture with me you know. Meloni, the italian chick, she wanted a picture with me so badly. She tried to rip off my shirt you know. She gives me that intense look. She wants my body. I don’t know why I do that to women. But I’m not interested, she’s way too old for me you know, she has good ideas, my ideas, she stole ideas from me you know, she won’t give me credit for that. That’s not faire but I don’t care. She’s not attractive. I’m not a loser. I’m in perfect shape. I’m as fit as in the nineties. Doctors keep telling me that. They
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