{"id":606,"date":"2024-06-10T09:40:30","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T07:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/?p=606"},"modified":"2024-06-10T09:40:30","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T07:40:30","slug":"tas-voulu-voir-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/2024\/06\/10\/tas-voulu-voir-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"T&rsquo;as voulu voir Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">T\u2019as voulu voir Facebook et on a vu Facebook<br>T\u2019as voulu voir Twitter et on a vu Twitter<br>T\u2019as voulu voir Insta et on a vu insta<br>T\u2019as voulu voir BlueSky et on a vu BlueSky<br>J\u2019ai voulu voir TikTok, on a revu Facebook<br>J\u2019ai voulu voir Threads et on a vu whatsapp, comme toujours\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">T\u2019as plus aim\u00e9 Facebook, on a quitt\u00e9 Facebook<br>T\u2019as plus aim\u00e9 Twitter, on a quitt\u00e9 X<br>T\u2019as plus aim\u00e9 Insta on a quitt\u00e9 Insta<br>T\u2019as plus aim\u00e9 BlueSky on a quitt\u00e9 BlueSky<br>T\u2019as voulu voir TikTok, on n\u2019a vu que Snapchat<br>T\u2019as plus aim\u00e9 Messenger, on \u00e0 quitt\u00e9 Mastodon, comme toujours\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Mais je te le dis, je n&rsquo;irai pas plus loin<br>Mais je te pr\u00e9viens, j&rsquo;irai pas sur Cara,<br>D\u2019ailleurs j\u2019ai horreur de son interface immonde<br>Et peut-\u00eatre encore plus de faire comme tout le monde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">T\u2019as voulu voir Cara et on a vu Cara\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">(par Erwan Obion, sur Facebook, \u00e9videmment librement inspir\u00e9 de Jacques Brel)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u2019as voulu voir Facebook et on a vu FacebookT\u2019as voulu voir Twitter et on a vu TwitterT\u2019as voulu voir Insta et on a vu instaT\u2019as voulu voir BlueSky et on a vu BlueSkyJ\u2019ai voulu voir TikTok, on a revu FacebookJ\u2019ai voulu voir Threads et on a vu whatsapp, comme toujours\u2026 T\u2019as plus aim\u00e9 Facebook, on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/2024\/06\/10\/tas-voulu-voir-facebook\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">T&rsquo;as voulu voir Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vu-sur-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":608,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions\/608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}