{"id":601,"date":"2024-06-04T22:18:55","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T20:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/?p=601"},"modified":"2024-06-05T00:02:51","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T22:02:51","slug":"pas-de-telephone-pas-de-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/2024\/06\/04\/pas-de-telephone-pas-de-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Pas de portable, pas de table"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Je passe devant un restaurant \u00e0 19h30. Je demande si on peut me r\u00e9server une table pour 20h00. Bien s\u00fbr qu\u2019on peut\u202f! On me montre une table pour deux qui touche la porte. Pas le meilleur endroit mais d\u2019accord. On me demande mon nom de famille. Je le donne. Mon pr\u00e9nom. Mon pr\u00e9nom aussi\u202f? Eh oui. Je le donne aussi. Et mon num\u00e9ro de mobile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab \u2014 Ah, mais je n\u2019ai pas de mobile, vous savez.<br>\u2014 Pas du tout\u202f? <br>\u2014 Eh non.<br>\u2014 Mais il me faut un num\u00e9ro\u202f! Sinon le programme n\u2019accepte pas la r\u00e9servation.\u202f\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019ai donn\u00e9 mon num\u00e9ro de fixe, qui si on l\u2019appelait, sonnerait dans le vide \u00e0 deux-cent kilom\u00e8tres de l\u00e0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je passe devant un restaurant \u00e0 19h30. Je demande si on peut me r\u00e9server une table pour 20h00. Bien s\u00fbr qu\u2019on peut\u202f! On me montre une table pour deux qui touche la porte. Pas le meilleur endroit mais d\u2019accord. On me demande mon nom de famille. Je le donne. Mon pr\u00e9nom. Mon pr\u00e9nom aussi\u202f? Eh &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/2024\/06\/04\/pas-de-telephone-pas-de-table\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pas de portable, pas de table<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vie-sans-mobile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/numerique\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}