{"id":902,"date":"2015-03-08T19:07:19","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T19:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=902"},"modified":"2015-03-08T20:49:43","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T20:49:43","slug":"le-bouleau-et-moi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2015\/03\/08\/le-bouleau-et-moi\/","title":{"rendered":"Le bouleau et moi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u00ab\u00a0Qui a plant\u00e9 l&rsquo;arbre ne le verra pas grand\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, dit-on.<br \/>\nMoi, l&rsquo;arbre, je l&rsquo;ai plant\u00e9\u00a0quand\u00a0j&rsquo;avais huit ou neuf ans et je l&rsquo;ai vu grand. C&rsquo;\u00e9tait un bouleau. Je ne sais pas si je l&rsquo;ai vraiment plant\u00e9 moi-m\u00eame, sans doute que non, mais j&rsquo;\u00e9tais l\u00e0.<br \/>\nIl \u00e9tait plac\u00e9\u00a0\u00e0 trois\u00a0m\u00e8tres de la maison, seulement, alors trente ans plus tard il \u00e9tait si haut qu&rsquo;il bouchait la vue aux trois\u00a0\u00e9tages. Et le bouleau, \u00e7a donne des allergies. Et\u00a0on l&rsquo;a coup\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-903\" src=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/03\/leboulot.jpg\" alt=\"leboulot\" width=\"792\" height=\"594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/03\/leboulot.jpg 792w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/03\/leboulot-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 792px) 100vw, 792px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure, j&rsquo;ai remarqu\u00e9\u00a0que le pied de l&rsquo;arbre \u00e9tait devenu creux, qu&rsquo;il y avait dedans une mati\u00e8re bleue-gris, un champignon, je crois, et dessus, de la mousse. J&rsquo;imagine qu&rsquo;il y vit quelques insectes, des cloportes, des fourmis, je n&rsquo;ai pas v\u00e9rifi\u00e9.<br \/>\nJe ne trouve pas de moralit\u00e9 philosophique existentielle \u00e0 cette histoire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Qui a plant\u00e9 l&rsquo;arbre ne le verra pas grand\u00a0\u00bb, dit-on. Moi, l&rsquo;arbre, je l&rsquo;ai plant\u00e9\u00a0quand\u00a0j&rsquo;avais huit ou neuf ans et je l&rsquo;ai vu grand. C&rsquo;\u00e9tait un bouleau. Je ne sais pas si je l&rsquo;ai vraiment plant\u00e9 moi-m\u00eame, sans doute que non, mais j&rsquo;\u00e9tais l\u00e0. Il \u00e9tait plac\u00e9\u00a0\u00e0 trois\u00a0m\u00e8tres de la maison, seulement, alors trente ans &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2015\/03\/08\/le-bouleau-et-moi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le bouleau et moi<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}