{"id":7300,"date":"2025-03-18T21:38:43","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T21:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=7300"},"modified":"2025-03-18T21:41:13","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T21:41:13","slug":"nique-ton-semestre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2025\/03\/18\/nique-ton-semestre\/","title":{"rendered":"Nique ton semestre"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(Le Havre, dans le tram. Ils ont la petite vingtaine. Lui est brun, avec une moustache de jeune homme. Elle, blonde, petite, un peu boulote, les joues rouges, plut\u00f4t jolie)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab\u202f\u2014\u202fAh et toi, t&rsquo;habites o\u00f9\u202f? Ah je sais, t&rsquo;es \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 du stade\u202f!<br>\u2014\u202fT&rsquo;as retenu\u202f! Et toi t&rsquo;es plut\u00f4t vers Mare Rouge, l\u00e0-haut.<br>\u2014\u202fOuais, enfin ouais pas tout \u00e0 fait mais ouais.<br>\u2014\u202fEt la fille&#8230; Elle habite o\u00f9, la fille\u202f?<br>\u2014\u202f[un peu morgueux] Laquelle\u202f? <br>\u2014\u202fHo putain\u202f!&#8230;<br>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0&#8230;Ben tu sais, celle qui fait son truc \u00e0 Rouen&#8230;<br>\u2014\u202fAh, ouais. Elle m&rsquo;a niqu\u00e9\u202f! Elle m&rsquo;a bien encul\u00e9. Je me suis pris un gros retour de flamme, quoi.<br>\u2014\u202fWow. Et l\u00e0, t&rsquo;es sur une autre\u202f? <br>\u2014\u202fAh non moi j&rsquo;arr\u00eate, c&rsquo;est fini, enfin je fais une pause.<br>\u2014\u202fT&rsquo;as bien raison.<br>\u2014\u202fEnfin d&rsquo;abord je nique le semestre et apr\u00e8s on verra.<br>\u2014\u202fJe descends\u202f! <br>[ils se font un <em>check<\/em>]<br>\u2014\u202f\u00c0 demain\u202f!\u202f\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Le Havre, dans le tram. Ils ont la petite vingtaine. Lui est brun, avec une moustache de jeune homme. Elle, blonde, petite, un peu boulote, les joues rouges, plut\u00f4t jolie) \u00ab\u202f\u2014\u202fAh et toi, t&rsquo;habites o\u00f9\u202f? Ah je sais, t&rsquo;es \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 du stade\u202f!\u2014\u202fT&rsquo;as retenu\u202f! Et toi t&rsquo;es plut\u00f4t vers Mare Rouge, l\u00e0-haut.\u2014\u202fOuais, enfin ouais pas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2025\/03\/18\/nique-ton-semestre\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nique ton semestre<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations-entendues","category-le-havre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7300"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7306,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300\/revisions\/7306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}