{"id":7091,"date":"2024-02-03T23:38:47","date_gmt":"2024-02-03T23:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=7091"},"modified":"2024-02-08T23:03:48","modified_gmt":"2024-02-08T23:03:48","slug":"faire-vieux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2024\/02\/03\/faire-vieux\/","title":{"rendered":"Faire vieux"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dans le bus, debout. Une jeune femme me signale, si \u00e7a m&rsquo;int\u00e9resse, qu&rsquo;elle lib\u00e8re sa place. \u00c9change de sourires polis. Je prends\u202f! <br>Mais \u00e0 l&rsquo;arr\u00eat, elle ne descend pas. <br>Ni au suivant. <br>Ni apr\u00e8s. <br>Ni jamais. <br>ELLE A CRU QUE J&rsquo;\u00c9TAIS UNE PERSONNE \u00c2G\u00c9E !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2024\/02\/oldman.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"787\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2024\/02\/oldman-787x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7095\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2024\/02\/oldman-787x1024.png 787w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2024\/02\/oldman-231x300.png 231w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2024\/02\/oldman-768x999.png 768w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2024\/02\/oldman-1181x1536.png 1181w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2024\/02\/oldman.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 787px) 100vw, 787px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Quelques jours plus tard, une amie m&rsquo;explique le probl\u00e8me\u202f: <br><em>\u00ab\u202fTu es vieux, et tu FAIS vieux\u202f!\u202f\u00bb<\/em><br>On a beau savoir qu&rsquo;on a toujours quinze ans, ce n&rsquo;est pas si facile d&rsquo;en convaincre les autres. Et puis je lis dans leurs yeux comme ils me voient. Et parfois, en plus d&rsquo;\u00eatre vieux et de faire vieux, je me sens vieux. N&rsquo;insistons plus. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans le bus, debout. Une jeune femme me signale, si \u00e7a m&rsquo;int\u00e9resse, qu&rsquo;elle lib\u00e8re sa place. \u00c9change de sourires polis. Je prends\u202f! Mais \u00e0 l&rsquo;arr\u00eat, elle ne descend pas. Ni au suivant. Ni apr\u00e8s. Ni jamais. ELLE A CRU QUE J&rsquo;\u00c9TAIS UNE PERSONNE \u00c2G\u00c9E ! Quelques jours plus tard, une amie m&rsquo;explique le probl\u00e8me\u202f: \u00ab\u202fTu &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2024\/02\/03\/faire-vieux\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Faire vieux<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-je-me-comprends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7091"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7099,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7091\/revisions\/7099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}