{"id":6625,"date":"2021-11-18T10:05:41","date_gmt":"2021-11-18T10:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=6625"},"modified":"2021-11-18T10:07:46","modified_gmt":"2021-11-18T10:07:46","slug":"pushy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2021\/11\/18\/pushy\/","title":{"rendered":"Pushy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>(Je d\u00e9croche. Aucun son, c&rsquo;est le petit blanc qui annonce qu&rsquo;on est appel\u00e9 par un call-center, ce que me confirme le l\u00e9ger accent du Maghreb de la femme qui me parle)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ab \u2014 Monsieur Lafargue ?<br>\u2014 C&rsquo;est \u00e7a. Mais je crois que je ne vais pas \u00eatre int\u00e9ress\u00e9.<br>\u2014 Vous croyez&#8230; vous croyez ce que vous voulez, mais monsieur Lafargue vous \u00eates int\u00e9ress\u00e9 !<br>\u2014 Je ne pense pas<br>\u2014 Je m&rsquo;appelle&#8230; de la soci\u00e9t\u00e9&#8230; et j&rsquo;ai de tr\u00e8s bonnes nouvelles pour l&rsquo;optimisation de votre contrat \u00e9lectricit\u00e9<br>\u2014 Je vous confirme que je ne suis pas int\u00e9ress\u00e9 !<br>\u2014 Mais si, vous \u00eatres int\u00e9ress\u00e9 ! \u00cates-vous locataire ou bien propri\u00e9taire de votre logement ?<br>\u2014 \u00c9coutez, je ne vais pas vous r\u00e9pondre.<br>\u2014 Ah ha ! Vous \u00eates propri\u00e9taire de votre logement, et c&rsquo;est pour \u00c7A que vous \u00eates int\u00e9ress\u00e9 !<br>\u2014 Bon je raccroche.<br>\u2014 R\u00e9pondez juste \u00e0 cette question et ensuite c&rsquo;est fini, est-ce que vous \u00eatres propr&#8230; \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(shlong ! fait le combin\u00e9)<\/em><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Je d\u00e9croche. Aucun son, c&rsquo;est le petit blanc qui annonce qu&rsquo;on est appel\u00e9 par un call-center, ce que me confirme le l\u00e9ger accent du Maghreb de la femme qui me parle) \u00ab \u2014 Monsieur Lafargue ?\u2014 C&rsquo;est \u00e7a. Mais je crois que je ne vais pas \u00eatre int\u00e9ress\u00e9.\u2014 Vous croyez&#8230; vous croyez ce que vous &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2021\/11\/18\/pushy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pushy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-center"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6625"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6629,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6625\/revisions\/6629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}