{"id":6242,"date":"2020-04-27T16:07:12","date_gmt":"2020-04-27T16:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=6242"},"modified":"2020-04-27T16:07:13","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T16:07:13","slug":"le-telephone-preche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2020\/04\/27\/le-telephone-preche\/","title":{"rendered":"Le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone pr\u00eache"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00ab \u2014  Allo monsieur Lafargue ? C&rsquo;est madame B* nous ne nous connaissons pas mais je vous appelle \u00e0 propos de la situation, j&rsquo;aimerais savoir si vous pensez que les choses vous s&rsquo;arranger \u00e0 l&rsquo;avenir par rapport \u00e0 la situation que nous vivons en ce moment.<br>\u2014 Euh&#8230; Hein ? Mais vous appelez pourquoi, exactement<br>\u2014 Eh bien justement, avec la situation, nous ne pouvons pas nous d\u00e9placer mais nous appelons des gens pour discuter car nous pensons que les r\u00e9ponses se trouvent dans un tr\u00e8s vieux livre&#8230;<br>\u2014 <em>(glacial)<\/em> Ah.<br>\u2014 &#8230;La Bible.<br>\u2014 Une secte ! Ah eh bien je vous souhaite une bonne journ\u00e9e mais je vais devoir raccrocher.<br>\u2014 Ah mais justement nous&#8230; \u00bb <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shklong ! <em>(fit le combin\u00e9)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab \u2014 Allo monsieur Lafargue ? C&rsquo;est madame B* nous ne nous connaissons pas mais je vous appelle \u00e0 propos de la situation, j&rsquo;aimerais savoir si vous pensez que les choses vous s&rsquo;arranger \u00e0 l&rsquo;avenir par rapport \u00e0 la situation que nous vivons en ce moment.\u2014 Euh&#8230; Hein ? Mais vous appelez pourquoi, exactement\u2014 Eh &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2020\/04\/27\/le-telephone-preche\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone pr\u00eache<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-je-sais-bien-que-je-devrais-arreter-de-dire-du-mal-de-la-religion-mais-cest-plus-fort-que-moi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6243,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6242\/revisions\/6243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}