{"id":5650,"date":"2018-11-02T08:21:52","date_gmt":"2018-11-02T08:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=5650"},"modified":"2018-11-02T08:26:52","modified_gmt":"2018-11-02T08:26:52","slug":"on-va-vous-rappeler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2018\/11\/02\/on-va-vous-rappeler\/","title":{"rendered":"On va vous rappeler !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em> (le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne)<\/em><br \/>\n\u00ab \u2014 Bonjour monsieur je m&rsquo;appelle St\u00e9phane, du service de nettoyage des vitres, est-ce que vous nettoyez vous-m\u00eames vos vitres ?<br \/>\n\u2014 Oui, je vous remercie mais je ne suis pas int\u00e9ress\u00e9, je vous souhaite une bonne journ\u00e9e. \u00bb<br \/>\n<em>(je raccroche)<\/em><br \/>\n<em>(le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne \u00e0 nouveau presque aussit\u00f4t)<\/em><br \/>\n\u00ab \u2014 Bonjour monsieur&#8230;<br \/>\n\u2014 Vous m&rsquo;avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 appel\u00e9 !<br \/>\n\u2014 Oui, vous m&rsquo;avez raccroch\u00e9 au nez !<br \/>\n\u2014Tout \u00e0 fait, et je recommence car je ne suis pas int\u00e9ress\u00e9.<br \/>\n\u2014 <em>(\u00e9levant un peu la voix, sur un ton d&rsquo;avertissement que j&rsquo;ai senti presque mena\u00e7ant)<\/em> On va vous rappeler !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<em>(je raccroche)<br \/>\n(j&rsquo;attends)<br \/>\n(rien pour l&rsquo;instant)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne) \u00ab \u2014 Bonjour monsieur je m&rsquo;appelle St\u00e9phane, du service de nettoyage des vitres, est-ce que vous nettoyez vous-m\u00eames vos vitres ? \u2014 Oui, je vous remercie mais je ne suis pas int\u00e9ress\u00e9, je vous souhaite une bonne journ\u00e9e. \u00bb (je raccroche) (le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne \u00e0 nouveau presque aussit\u00f4t) \u00ab \u2014 Bonjour monsieur&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2018\/11\/02\/on-va-vous-rappeler\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">On va vous rappeler !<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-center"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5650"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5654,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5650\/revisions\/5654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}