{"id":3789,"date":"2016-12-09T23:04:30","date_gmt":"2016-12-09T23:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=3789"},"modified":"2018-03-22T08:57:27","modified_gmt":"2018-03-22T08:57:27","slug":"le-sac-au-tresor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2016\/12\/09\/le-sac-au-tresor\/","title":{"rendered":"Le sac au tr\u00e9sor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sur le quai de la ligne 13, station Saint-Lazare, deux tr\u00e8s jeunes femmes rrom tendent la main aux passants qui, pour ne pas les regarder, l\u00e8vent le nez le plus haut possible. L&rsquo;une signale \u00e0 l&rsquo;autre un grand sac de boutique de v\u00eatements qui semble avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 oubli\u00e9. Les deux femmes s&rsquo;approchent\u00a0du mur pour cacher l&rsquo;objet, puis en inspecter discr\u00e8tement le contenu. Il y a au moins un foulard blanc \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur : bonne pioche ! Sans v\u00e9rifier ce que le sac contient de plus, elles s&rsquo;engagent dans le premier couloir\u00a0et disparaissent en moins de deux.<br \/>\nSans le savoir, elles ont peut-\u00eatre permis aux voyageurs d&rsquo;\u00e9conomiser pas mal de temps, puisque leur trouvaille n&rsquo;a pas eu le temps de devenir un colis\u00a0suspect n\u00e9cessitant une intervention des forces de police \u2014 comme on dit.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3790\" src=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2016\/12\/le_sac_au_tresor.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"792\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2016\/12\/le_sac_au_tresor.jpg 792w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2016\/12\/le_sac_au_tresor-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2016\/12\/le_sac_au_tresor-768x307.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 792px) 100vw, 792px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Le haut-parleur, en boucle, explique <em>\u00ab\u00a0qu&rsquo;en raison d&rsquo;un pic de pollution, les transports seront \u00e0 nouveau gratuits toute la journ\u00e9e sur l&rsquo;ensemble du r\u00e9seau\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> et exprime <em>\u00ab\u00a0les excuses de la RATP pour la g\u00e8ne occasionn\u00e9e\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>.<br \/>\nHeureusement qu&rsquo;ils s&rsquo;excusent, j&rsquo;avais failli r\u00e2ler : des transports gratuits, non mais alors hein, c&rsquo;est quoi ce pays ? Taubira d\u00e9mission !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sur le quai de la ligne 13, station Saint-Lazare, deux tr\u00e8s jeunes femmes rrom tendent la main aux passants qui, pour ne pas les regarder, l\u00e8vent le nez le plus haut possible. L&rsquo;une signale \u00e0 l&rsquo;autre un grand sac de boutique de v\u00eatements qui semble avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 oubli\u00e9. Les deux femmes s&rsquo;approchent\u00a0du mur pour cacher &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2016\/12\/09\/le-sac-au-tresor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le sac au tr\u00e9sor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dessine-de-memoire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3789"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5515,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3789\/revisions\/5515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}