{"id":1770,"date":"2015-09-05T01:03:45","date_gmt":"2015-09-05T01:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=1770"},"modified":"2015-09-05T01:03:45","modified_gmt":"2015-09-05T01:03:45","slug":"les-sauvages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2015\/09\/05\/les-sauvages\/","title":{"rendered":"Les sauvages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je remarque que, une fois \u00e2g\u00e9, Alain Delon (enfin l&rsquo;image d&rsquo;Alain Delon jeune) est devenu \u00ab\u00a0l&rsquo;ambassadeur\u00a0\u00bb du parfum <em>Eau Sauvage<\/em>.<br \/>\nJe remarque que Johnny Depp est quant \u00e0 lui le repr\u00e9sentant du parfum\u00a0<em>Sauvage<\/em>, et qu&rsquo;il a tout juste cinquante-deux ans.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1777\" src=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/09\/sauvages.jpg\" alt=\"sauvages\" width=\"550\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/09\/sauvages.jpg 550w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/09\/sauvages-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;en d\u00e9duis que lorsqu&rsquo;on commence \u00e0 devenir un vieux beau, on a envie de se voir en sauvage. Et l\u00e0 j&rsquo;imagine un cardiologue avec n\u0153ud papillon qui essaie de convaincre sa secr\u00e9taire d&rsquo;aller en week-end \u00e0 Cabourg.<br \/>\nSauvage, quoi.<br \/>\nSi j&rsquo;\u00e9tais lacanien, je remarquerais que dans <em>\u00ab\u00a0sauvage\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> il y a <em>\u00ab\u00a0sauve\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> et <em>\u00ab\u00a0\u00e2ge\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, donc, derri\u00e8re la fragrance, ce cri : <em>\u00ab\u00a0sauve-moi de mon \u00e2ge\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>.<br \/>\nMais tu parles, la secr\u00e9taire, un\u00a0mec qui a\u00a0l&rsquo;\u00e2ge de son p\u00e8re, qui cocote\u00a0et qui parle toute la journ\u00e9e de son\u00a0classement au golf, du nombre de chevaux de sa\u00a0voiture et de son redressement fiscal, \u00e7a ne\u00a0la fait pas r\u00eaver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je remarque que, une fois \u00e2g\u00e9, Alain Delon (enfin l&rsquo;image d&rsquo;Alain Delon jeune) est devenu \u00ab\u00a0l&rsquo;ambassadeur\u00a0\u00bb du parfum Eau Sauvage. Je remarque que Johnny Depp est quant \u00e0 lui le repr\u00e9sentant du parfum\u00a0Sauvage, et qu&rsquo;il a tout juste cinquante-deux ans. J&rsquo;en d\u00e9duis que lorsqu&rsquo;on commence \u00e0 devenir un vieux beau, on a envie de se &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2015\/09\/05\/les-sauvages\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Les sauvages<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}