{"id":1340,"date":"2015-05-28T23:19:46","date_gmt":"2015-05-28T23:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2015-05-28T23:19:46","modified_gmt":"2015-05-28T23:19:46","slug":"la-fortune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2015\/05\/28\/la-fortune\/","title":{"rendered":"La fortune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai r\u00eav\u00e9 que je gagnais trois millions d&rsquo;euros au Loto.<br \/>\nAvant de prendre le train pour rentrer du Havre, je le raconte \u00e0 ma coll\u00e8gue Stephanie, et j&rsquo;en arrive,\u00a0du coup, \u00e0 me persuader qu&rsquo;il serait b\u00eate de ne pas jouer, quoique sachant tr\u00e8s bien que je n&rsquo;ai aucune chance.<br \/>\nSeulement voil\u00e0 :\u00a0comment avoir la certitude de n&rsquo;avoir\u00a0aucune chance de gagner si l&rsquo;on ne joue pas ?\u00a0Il reste un peu de temps avant mon train, je sors de la gare en courant, je traverse la rue, et l\u00e0, sur le bureau de tabac, que vois-je ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">LA CAGNOTTE DU\u00a0SOIR \u00c9TAIT PR\u00c9CIS\u00c9MENT DE 3 MILLIONS.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">La radio du bar-tabac jouait <em>The Original Sin<\/em>, d&rsquo;INXS. Une chanson de mon \u00e9poque. Un signe suppl\u00e9mentaire.<br \/>\nJe joue.<br \/>\nEt je gagne.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1341 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/05\/gagne.png\" alt=\"gagne\" width=\"443\" height=\"481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/05\/gagne.png 443w, https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/files\/2015\/05\/gagne-276x300.png 276w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eh oui, les r\u00eaves pr\u00e9monitoires, \u00e7a fonctionne.<br \/>\nY&rsquo;a des ajustements \u00e0 faire, notamment sur la somme empoch\u00e9e, mais \u00e7a fonctionne, comment le nier ?<br \/>\nLa science n&rsquo;explique pas tout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai r\u00eav\u00e9 que je gagnais trois millions d&rsquo;euros au Loto. Avant de prendre le train pour rentrer du Havre, je le raconte \u00e0 ma coll\u00e8gue Stephanie, et j&rsquo;en arrive,\u00a0du coup, \u00e0 me persuader qu&rsquo;il serait b\u00eate de ne pas jouer, quoique sachant tr\u00e8s bien que je n&rsquo;ai aucune chance. Seulement voil\u00e0 :\u00a0comment avoir la certitude &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/2015\/05\/28\/la-fortune\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">La fortune<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/fatras\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}