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+42\u00b0 42′ 23.04″, -0\u00b0 0′ 41.43″<\/a>
\nMon p\u00e8re me tend son portable : \u00ab\u00a0Tiens, c’est ton fr\u00e8re au t\u00e9l\u00e9phone.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

+42\u00b070′ 41.68″, -0\u00b00′ 78.32″<\/a>
\n– Allo Jean-no ? Fred m’a appel\u00e9 en catastrophe parce qu’Ingrid lui a dit que le serveur ne r\u00e9pond plus !
\n– Euh \u00e9coute l\u00e0 je sais pas je suis devant les restes d’une avalanche qui a emport\u00e9 le chemin, on essaie de traverser… En plus j’ai pas mes codes ici… Ah si, attends… Attends, j’ai \u00e7a dans mon porte-feuilles… Dis-donc tu as de la chance. Bon alors tu vas sur le \u00ab\u00a0manager\u00a0\u00bb de Ovh, et tu mets *** comme identifiant, et puis comme mot de passe, tu mets *** … bon \u00e7a marche ?<\/p>\n

\"Gavarnie<\/p>\n

– Euh nan j’ai du mal taper…
\n– Ah non c’est pas toi c’est ma faute, attends, le mot de passe en fait c’est ***.
\n– Ok, l\u00e0 \u00e7a marche.
\n– Bon alors tu vas dans serveur d\u00e9di\u00e9 > services > reboot hardware
\n– Ils me demandent d’\u00e9crire un truc
\n– tu \u00e9cris \u00ab\u00a0le serveur ping mais ssh est down\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>
\n– hein ?
\n– Tu marques ce qu’ils marquent au dessus quoi. Et tu cliques sur red\u00e9marrer le serveur<\/em>. Ok ?
\n– Ok.
\n– Et tu attends cinq minutes. Tout devrait marcher. Allez je raccroche
\n– Bonnes vacances<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

+42\u00b0 42′ 23.04″, -0\u00b0 0′ 41.43″ Mon p\u00e8re me tend son portable : \u00ab\u00a0Tiens, c’est ton fr\u00e8re au t\u00e9l\u00e9phone.\u00a0\u00bb +42\u00b070′ 41.68″, -0\u00b00′ 78.32″ – Allo Jean-no ? Fred m’a appel\u00e9 en catastrophe parce qu’Ingrid lui a dit que le serveur ne r\u00e9pond plus ! – Euh \u00e9coute l\u00e0 je sais pas je suis devant les […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interactivite","category-personnel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hyperbate.fr\/dernier\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}